hmmm.....

Santa Monica is about to rage!!!


CAT SHOW!? Sick!!! how much?



hmmm..... seems pricey. What if you're trying to be frugal?


How much?

Stoked!

It's a bunch of teenage vampires, it's the cast of gossip girl, it's..... the new iPhone?

Okay, so everybody expects a few diehards to camp out for the new iPhone 4, right?


The line for this new piece of wizardry is one block long, tripled over....unreal!




-side note, keeping the iPhone on AT&T is like owning a ferrari and driving it around a parking lot in rush hour. AT&T is pretty bad (and I'm generous since I've seen Luke Wilson hanging out near my apartment).

Awesome!!!

Fathers Day...

With father's day over the weekend, I'm most likely going to be gone from the ninjarats blog for a few days.


keep shreddin!

scary animals part 2

My friend George commented how scary my last blog post was (with the Taliban great white).
Well here are a few other things to be scared of:

1) acid throwing rabid possums
2) grizzly bears on pcp
3) flying squirrels holding pigeons over freshly washed cars
4) women-beating alcoholic cobra snakes*

(* as in 'a snake who drinks a lot of alcohol and beats up women')

my worst nightmare....

As many of you know, here on the ADHD blog I'm pretty into hybrids.

For example:
hamsters = mehhh....
ninja hamsters = awesome!!!!!

surfing = so-so....
surfing cowboys that like rap music = radical/sweeeet!!!

I feel like in this over-marketed day and age, a standard fear of sharks or snakes isn't really enough to get my heart racing. Indiana Jones was scared of snakes and he was (fictionally) living in the 1930's. I would think in 70+ years, we could upgrade our fears a bit. That's why we should merge scary objects together to create super scary objects. A great white shark is scary...but a great white shark that has enlisted with the Taliban is REALLY SCARY!!!!!

not dead...

the blog is not dead. I've been writing up a storm back in LJ, be back in LA monday-ish....

funny stuff:

How gnarly???

If somebody tries to insult you by saying, "You're about as tough as a unicorn!" show them this picture....

Ask JC

Every now and then I get a question thrown at me:
"Would you like barbecue sauce or ranch with your nugget combo?"
"What are you doing here?"
etc...

but today I answered a really good question thrown at me:


If you're wondering what I typically do to counter my sensitive armpit.....
I tell chicks I'm from Europe.

mahhh clothes are fresh!!!

Wurdddd

real thugs have blogs, and real blogs have cartoons....

I'm on a roll!!!

So I just typed my first blog entry...and then like 3 minutes later I came back with a vengeance and started throwing it down on my keyboard again!

Blogging is rad!

I'm going to look around my apartment and name everything that is rad:
Tecate Light, my bike 'The Sledgehammer', my favorite surfboard 'The Chili', my WWF Wrestling belt my friend Katrina gave me....

The Sledge:

yeah, that's pretty much the raddest that I see right now. Of all those things, clearly my wrestling belt is my favorite.

I'll put ya'll suckers on some game... Whenever I'm having a terrible day and I'm not answering my phone, I'm actually in my room wearing my wrestling belt. 9/10 times I'm looking in the mirror saying, "LETS DO THIS CHES!!!!"


basically, the wrestling belt is really good for your self esteem.

Today is my first day as a sort of serious blogger.

I'm really good at being 'sort of' at stuff, so I expect this blog to do great things.
I'm a sort of decent actor
I'm a sort of decent rapper.
and I'm sort of a decent kids book author.

Plus dogs love me and I'm really on point when it comes to chinese food...so it can be pretty hard to stay humble when your a dog-whisperer-esque dumpling taster.

Question: I'm sure you're probably wondering what's going to go down on this blog...
Answer: Ninja-Animals (ninja dolphins, ninja hamsters, ninja yaks, etc), funny internet finds, and cool things.

I'm sure I will use my blog to help promote my ADHD IN HD book (I found out books take up to 8 weeks to get sold, and that's average....8-weeks? that's like 10 years to someone with ADHD! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!)

Oh random idea: Carry a picture of a smiling calcutta crack whore in your wallet. Every time you have a bad day, take out that picture and realize YOU LIVE IN AMERICA, YOU PROBABLY HAVE A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND ACCESS TO THE INTERNET TO READ THIS BLOG....THAT CHICK IS IN CALCUTTA SMOKING CRACK AND SELLING HER BODY AND SHE'S STILL ABLE TO SMILE!!!!

wurd
-jc