scary animals part 2

My friend George commented how scary my last blog post was (with the Taliban great white).
Well here are a few other things to be scared of:

1) acid throwing rabid possums
2) grizzly bears on pcp
3) flying squirrels holding pigeons over freshly washed cars
4) women-beating alcoholic cobra snakes*

(* as in 'a snake who drinks a lot of alcohol and beats up women')